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The time I wanted to procure a lemon tree of my very own

The reasons why  mine would be a good home for a  lemon tree are as follows.
  Firstly, I would keep my lemons, the offspring of my tree, away from those things that they do not like. Sugar, and their main compitition, the lime. No lime’s would be served in the house of Polaski.
   Secondly, I would never use the phrase Lemonade Stand around my lemons, as it would scare them.
   Thirdly, I would only take the ripest of lemons, and I would tell the other Lemons that the lemons that were gone were going to a more bitter place. Ha, bitter?