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why I can Consider the Lobster Forever

David Foster Wallace is goddamned amazing. I know I just said this about Sean Stewart, but if you will only let me call one author amazing, I take the Stewart thing back. Go read Wallace.
The late David Foster Wallace is a sort of literary giant among people of a certain age. he was supposed to be the new Norman mailer or John updike and then he hung himself and now he’s more along the lines of the literary worlds Tupac or Biggy, (his posthumously released novels are all of the remastered and cobbled together albums released by Tupac’s and Biggys producers.
I picked up Consider the Lobster on a whim, (the real reason I picked the book up can’t be explained here,) which is the downside of a family member having found this blog through Google,) and am hugely glad I gave the book a try.
The book is a collection of Wallace’s essays, most published originally in magazines such as Harpers, Esquire, etc. This sounds a bit dull. It isn’t. At all.
DFW has done for the essay what the manhattan project did for the bomb. It doesn’t just explode, it reacts on an atomic level and blows the fuck out of everything.
To describe why Wallace is such a wonderful writer is difficult.
First of all, he’s the first author since Buckley whom I’ve needed to read with a dictionary at my side. But that doesn’t mean anything, just because an author is verbose doesn’t mean he’s any good.
I suppose there are a couple of things that make Wallace stand out so when compared to every other essayest I’ve ever read, and I do mean every one.
The first is his ability to document how he thinks in such a way that you really feel like you are thinking along with him, when he is thinking about something which causes him to randomly think about something else, he illuminates the associative connection in such a way to leave you feeling that you could have easily had the same thought. This skill might not sound like much, but its a boon when reading Wallace the why’s of which I’ll get to in a second.
Secondly, Wallace is interested in everything around him.
The first essay in the book has him on assignment at the AVN’s, the porn industries annual awards show. While other academics, (and Wallace is partially an academic,) would get stiff and awkward, Wallace goes about the awards show with a curiosity and cheer that is refreshing. But he’s no less an academic.
This isn’t to say that his interests aren’t prurient, but he expresses those interests in an educated way. He manages to strattle the line of on the one hand applying a huge array of perceptive powers to a tawdry event and at the same time to let you know he isn’t unaffected by the tawdriness around him. He can be crass without offending because he’s a combination of clinical, honest, and… eager to experience.
Wallace is one of those guys who can’t manage to stick to a single topic for very long. The porn awards show piece is really more about the porn industry itself than it is about the actual awards show, although Wallace describes a lot of the show, the middle third is spent in rumination on porn in general.
Knowing what each essay in the book is supposed to be about does you no good for the most part. When Wallace is asked to write an essay for gormay magazine about the Maine lobster festival, he instead talks a bit about the festival and spends the rest of his allotted space wondering about the ethics of eating a lobster and especially about killing it by boiling.
When reviewing a sports memoir he gets distracted by memories of his own sports career, the details of which are the best part of the essay, and also by the mindset athletes need to cultivate if they want to win.
The piece which I thought was the best of the book, was Wallace’s piece for Rolling Stone about John Mccain. In 2000, rs hired dfw to go on Mccains buss for a week to write up a profile.
Wallace, who is not a political journalist, writes about politics with more astuteness and deliberation than anyone I’ve ever read. He dissects one day of the campaign to in such a thorough way that it leaves one stunned. Its too Byzantine to get into here, but to simplify he tries to separate the spin from real life with mixed success.
Wallace can be extraordinarily difficult to read. Not so much during the “send David Wallace somewhere and see what happens” pieces, but in his purely academic essays.
Several of wallaces essays are on primarily academic subjects, and these, for me, are the weakest of the collection. He has three essays on authors, one on Kafka, one on Dostoevsky, and one on Updike. These essays are interesting, but Wallace isn’t fucking around. They are dense and complicated, and while they are laced with wallaces characteristic humor, they are hard going indeed, and having only read three novels by dostoevsky, and one by Updike, I honestly found these works a little tiresome. However, Wallace writes about these men with such an energy that he can take your vague interest in what he’s talking about and suck you in so that you actually give a damn.
Wallace’s writing style jumps back and fourth between overeducated and Midwestern. He’ll use the words solipsistic and fuck in the same sentence, spend paragraphs pondering something heavy and ethical and then offhandedly note that one of the porn actrices he’s watching is hot.
He mixes his tone, so that he’s serious one minute, slyly humorous the next, making even his essays about cafca and Updike worth the time spent reading him.
I plan to read everything else Wallace wrote right away, starting with A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never do again.
Wallaces nonfiction is accessible. If you have a good vocabulary, and read regularly, you won’t find it daunting, you’ll find it exhilarating. I recommend Consider the Lobster highly. However, a warning. I hear that wallaces fiction, especially his novels are hugely “literary” and obscure slogs. I’m still going to read them, but if you’d like to read Wallace as advertised by me, then pick up some of his nonfiction first.

Five out of five stars.
Wallaces website. http://www.Heaven.god

Not worth the Hype, my review of Hyperion by Dan Simmons.

Dan Simmons is an author I wish I liked. He presents interesting concepts, creates characters that should be three dimensional, tells long well thought out stories, and all that happens when I read them is that I wish I liked them more than I end up liking them. 

Hyperion is no exception. Modeled after the Canterbury tails, only with a more extensive framing story, Hyperion takes place in a far future. People have faster than life travel, artificial inteligence has been created and succeeded from humanities control, humanity has colonized hundreds of worlds… 

Against this backdrop exists the world of Hyperion. On this world lives a being called the Shrike. 

Somehow, when groups of people make a “shrike pilgrimage,” the shrike kills everyone in the group but one. The survivor gets anything he or she wants, one request. 

The main human empire is at war with a tribe of space barbarians. Against this backdrop the story begins. 

A detective, a poet, a scholar, a ship captain, a diplomat, a soldier and a priest are the seven chosen for the last pilgrimage. As they each tell there story, the reader realizes that each is somehow connected to the shrike. 

If you’ve read any Dan Simmons before and liked him stop reading this review right now and go read Hyperion. If not, read on. 

Simmons has written a book which I really wish I appreciated more. I can’t find anything wrong with it but it took me weeks and weeks to get through. If I like a book I read it in days. 

I was never uninterested, but I was never truly interested either. Each story, there are seven plus the framing tail, works well. 

They are told in the first person and while Simmons characters sound awfully alike his first person voice is confident and polished. So individually I liked the tails and if Hyperion had been published without the framing device, which admittedly is a third of the book, I would have probably liked it more although it would have made much less sense. 

But the framing sections, narrated in third person limited omniscient drag hard. Bla bla bla. 

They are important as far as the plot is concerned, but I just never got into them. 

The only problem I found with the book was that there wasn’t enough exposition. Its strange because I hardly got through the book, but I think it should have been longer. A key concept of the novel is that the shrike will kill everyone in a group but one to whom it will grant a wish. But no character ever comes out and says this, it has to be gleaned. I got it on its first mention, of course, but even so, I feel many things like this should have been explained more thoroughly as they are major plot points. 

In conclusion, Hyperion is not a bad book. It just wasn’t to my taste, but I can’t say others won’t like it. 

Can’t rate this one, because I feel I’m in a small minority without being able to explain why, but my personal rating is like two stars. 

If my dad were as funny as Justin’s, I’d want Two. My review of Shit My Dad Says by Justin Halpern

“You seen my cell phone?…What’s it look like? Like two horses fucking. It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone.”

“HIDDEN roaming charges? Jesus, Sprint has ‘fucking people’ down to a science, like they practice it in a fucking lab on mice first.”

“Don’t start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick’s huge before you screw. Even if you’re right you sound like an ass hole.”

The best way to sum up Sh*t my Dad says, by Justin Halpern is to say that its a funny book. And unlike a lot of memoirs, it isn’t trying to force situations that were funny in context to be funny out of context, its just that the author has found something interesting to talk about and talks about it.
The interesting thing, obviously is the shit his dad says. The several quotes above should give you an idea what its like.
The book is an amorphous thing. Its basically short stories built up around quotes.
What Justin’s dad does when Justin is failing math, what Justin’s dad says when he falsifies data during a science experiment, Justin’s dad giving Justin the sex talk in a busy Dennies.
These things may not sound funny but I assure you they are. The dad of the title is just… Witty, brusque, pithy and earthy all at the same time and this combination allows him to say some truly hilarious things.
The book is also a bit of a character study. Don’t get me wrong. This book isn’t a sleeper literary hit, but the Vignets that Halpern has written serve to illustrate a bit about him and a bit about his father.

This is one of three books that’s gotten me to laugh out loud. The other two, if anyone’s interested were Catch Twenty-two and I hope they serve beer in hell. This one is much closer to the latter than the former, although its no where near as raunchy.
My only complaint about this book, and its a miner one, is that the dad of the title gets so much of the limelight, Justin as a character feels a bit thin.
In some ways, this doesn’t matter. The book is about this guys dad saying funny shit, and his son probably isn’t really important in that respect. But for the book to work as a memwar, not just a book of humor, I would have needed just a little more about Justin, perhaps during his college years.
But that’s a miner complaint and mostly the book is hilarious. Its a quick read that made me laugh out loud several times and I highly recommend it to everyone.
Three and a half out of five stars.
The author has a twitter at shitmydadsays. Google it.

I’m Back and the nytimes Book Review

So I haven’t blogged in a while. I guess that’s why its been raining so much lately, god was crying. Sorry about the hiatus but I’m back now so the sun shall soon shine. Anyway…

   

is good, thoughtful books about interesting historical events or current political issues, but finding interesting novels in the times book review is like finding needles in haystacks. selection there nonfiction. Who the hell gets there book recommendations from the New-York times book review section? I mean, I admit about two-thirds of have a questionI

  

The times just throws out these books that no one wants to read. From pompous author so and so, or from foreign author so and so, this book, about absolutely nothing, has sixteen creative metaphors , a nonlinear plot structure, characters who are more symbol than reality and a wonderful scene where the narrator drinks while looking out to sea. We love it.  

And I have middlebrow tastes. I hate James Patterson, and authors like him, but the times seems to purposefully review fiction that only ass holes want to read.  

A Boring Gospel. Ho-hum.

I read books which I don’t actually have much desire to read, but I finish them anyway. Call it a testament to useless productivity. Is there such a thing as useless productivity, or is that an oxymoron.
Anyway, the Gospel according to Larry by Janet Tashjian was one of those books. The books about this kid named josh who starts a blog ranting about consumerism. A lot of people start to follow the blog, to the point where Josh is a huge celebrity. Then someone finds out Larry is Josh, and Josh’s life is turned upside down, and I did not care.
Josh is one of those post modern hippy types. He hates big companies because he feels they have an undue influence on the culture. He hates celebrities, hates everything normal America reveres.
Josh’s coming out shatters his life, but not his ideals. Because Josh is already a fully formed character, and because everyone knowing he writes this blog stresses him out but never changes him, the book was merely passable, as apposed to truly enthralling. Josh doesn’t change very much if at all during the course of the book, so I didn’t much care about him as a character. Given that the book is written in first person, and is all about Josh, there isn’t anything else to care about. This was a review I wrote only because I read the book.

Author’s web site. http://www.janettashjian.com/
1 and a half out of five stars.

My review of Mount Pleasant: My Journey from Creating a Billion-dollar Company to Teaching at a Struggling Public High School

OK, Mount Pleasant: My Journey from Creating a Billion-dollar Company to Teaching at a Struggling Public High School by Steve Poizner was a good enough book. It was illustrative, but not at least to me, very moving. There was nothing to get emotionally invested in.
Steve Poizner, white house fellow, multi-millionaire because of two successful companies which he sold, tries to teach high school for a semester and makes a negligible impact on most of the studentry. There’s the short of it. The book is interesting for Poizner’s thoughts on California’s schoolsystem, but not really for the narration about his teaching high school.
He’s teaching high school seniors and because they are already done with school, (he teaches in the spring semester) they are already such bad students that Poisner can only jog there motivation up about half a notch.
He basically admits this, but its still depressing to hear. Few of his students really cared about the material, and the examination of why they didn’t care was interesting, even if Poisner doesn’t come up with anything new to explain student indifference.
Poizner’s attitude is that he is a dog, and his students are the bone. He tries to get them to care about the government of the country they live in. He throws tons of money into his class, sending them on several trips, lining them up notable public speakers, and they remain indifferent. That’s why the book never got really interesting. I’m not saying that Poizner should be faulted for being unable to motivate twelfth graders about four month’s before graduation, but the fact of the matter is that because he failed to have a stand and deliver moment, the book lacks oomph. “Something I Tried to do, and Achieved Modest Success With,” could have been the alternative title of the memoir.
I guess you should read this book if you want to read to Sir with Love, without the racial tension, truly motivational ending, and sense of atmosphere that to Sir with Love contains.
Its an ok read, but nothing special. Its so not special that I’m not going to bother to link to the Author’s web site. He’s too busy running for governor of California to answer you’re fan mail, anyway.

two and a half stars

an average ride, a review of Jennifer Bradburys Shift.

I always feel a little bad whenever I review a book which I can’t find serious flaws with but which overall I still didn’t really like. Only because the author hasn’t done anything wrong, but I have to tell people that I’m not recommending the book anyway.
Jennifer Bradbury, however, has won a couple awards and has been nominated for a couple more, so the disdain of a third rate blogger shouldn’t rile her too much and that soothes my guilt.
As I said above, Shift doesn’t do anything wrong. Bradbury writes well, characters act in believable ways, although they are painted in broad strokes. The plot is paced well, making the reader turn the pages to find out what happens.
The plot is simple enough. Chris and Win go on a cross country bike trip. Chris comes back, Win doesn’t, and there it is. Win’s father and the FBI pressure Chris to tell them where Win’s gotten off to, and Chris finally decides that he’d like the answer to that question himself. Is win dead, captured by cultists, just on the lamb?
The author does give the reader an answer, and it is satisfying and unambiguous, and that gives the novel points in my book. I think what I object too about the novel is that the scenes that take place after the bike trip feel rushed and the ending comes too soon.
I don’t men to imply that this is one of those books where I wish the ending would never come, because it isn’t, but only that, because it was rushed, it lost something. I think the novel would have been better served with an additional thirty or forty pages, because the suspense could have built further before the final climax. And as for a denouement, well, there really isn’t one. Shift is good enough for what it is. I was engaged enough to care a bit about what happened and to finish it, but I’m not going to try and get everyone I know to read it.
My final recommendation is this. Want a fairly obvious mystery novel, read Shift. Want to kill a couple hours? read shift. A fan of novels about road trips? Read shift. Want a great novel you’ll never forget? Go read Crime and Punishment, war and Peace, but not Shift.

two and a half stars.

Author’s web site. http://www.jennifer-bradbury.com/

review of the Maker’s by Cory Doctorow, wonderful read!

The Maker’s, by Cory Doctorow
Cory Doctorow has written an odd and quirky novel, a novel mainly concerning itself with idea’s. Trying to explain how this is done is complicated, and if I had twenty pages in which to review this book, I’d still end up oversimplifying all the notions he brings up, but just some of the things he examines are micro loans, predicting America’s future, emerging technology, sociological affects of high-speed Internet connections, the affects of cheap materials on the economy, and copyrights affect on creativity.
That might make the novel sound boring, but its not at all boring. Its engrossing, compelling, and extraordinarily readable.
The novel is too multi-faceted to be about one thing, but it focus’s on two inventors and the reporter that follows them around, chronicling what they invent, and how they invent it, the financial backing they get, and thousands of other things.
I haven’t read a novel so quirkily twisted in a long time, and more than anything, as I said above, its a novel of idea’s. The plot is there, and its an interesting plot, but its overshadowed by the sheer wealth of “what if” questions that can be found within the book.
Doctorow’s future America is bleak, but utterly fascinating to read about. Obesity is cured, but unemployment is running rampid, the Internet is almost free, and new technologies are springing up all over the place.
Doctorow has a wonderful ear for language. His writing hops from formal to informal, contemplative to crude, all to serve the needs of the story.
Some of the politics lean a bit leftwards for my taste, but every issue is delt with in an intelligent fashion, so I can’t say that it bothered me too much.
His characters aren’t overshadowed by the idea’s they discuss but enlivened by them. They all felt real to me, and they act in ways true to life. You care what happens to them, and root for them against the odds, even sympathize with the antagonists.
If you’re looking for something new and different, a novel which breaks from most conventions of science fiction, then give the Maker’s a try. Its not an easy read, but I haven’t been so captivated by a novel like this in a long time.
author’s web site http://craphound.com/
yes, its seriously called that.

five out of five stars